A great comic on Free Speech from XKCD.com Seriously, more people need to understand this about the 1st Amendment. It does indeed mean that I have the right to be offended and to voice that offense directly at your face.
*pulls into driveway*
*Glues magazine clip to construction paper*
*puts flowers on your wrist* BERSERKER CORSAGE!
*grabs a glass of red wine then heads for the Hors d’oeuvres*
*worn out from a long day*
*trains furiously for his next big battle while reminiscing about his troubled past*
*appreciates a low v-neck dress*
*Getting sides ready for the Xavier School’s annual cookout*
No wait, I messed up